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Crab Meat = The New Viagra?
I receive some pretty outlandish stuff in the mail. There was that explicit press kit for a new “fusion liquor” called X Rated. (I won’t even tell you what was in that one.) Then there was the time I received an entire case of Contadina tomato sauce. (I ate pasta for a month.)
Now I’ve just received a press release from the folks at Phillips Seafood announcing that crab claw meat can improve your sex life. The release quotes registered dietician Alexa Hart Bosshardt, culinary nutritionist for Phillips: “Crab is a great source of zinc and zinc is essential in producing testosterone,” she notes. “And testosterone is vital for the production of semen.”
She goes on to add: “In addition, maintaining healthy levels of testosterone can manage that mid-section weight gain or ‘beer belly’ that many men experience with advancing age as testosterone levels decline and estrogen levels increase.”
Um, thanks, Alexa. So eating crab improves your sex life and wards off beer bellies? Is this the ultimate food or what? My only question is: How many crabs do you have to eat to offset the number of beers you drink while eating crabs?
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